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Artie Lange quotes - page 2
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.
Artie Lange
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.
Artie Lange
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
Artie Lange
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.
Artie Lange
I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.
Artie Lange
Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
Artie Lange
I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.
Artie Lange
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
Artie Lange
I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.
Artie Lange
'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
Artie Lange
As a child, as far as I was concerned, my dad had an amazing job, and we had all the money we needed. My life was so fun and carefree that I didn't realize at all that we weren't rich - until I met someone rich. Still, I've never met a rich kid who grew up as happy as I did.
Artie Lange
Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer.
Artie Lange
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Artie Lange
Occupation:
American Actor
Born:
October 11, 1967
Quotes count:
39
Wikipedia:
Artie Lange
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