Bobby Heenan quotes

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages. (Bobby Heenan)
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it. View quote
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North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? View quote
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I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job. View quote
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I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me. View quote
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There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western. View quote
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If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. View quote
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There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. View quote
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There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories. View quote
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You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat. View quote
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post. (Bobby Heenan)
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam. View quote
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You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile. View quote
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You don't have to yell at me! I'm not blind! View quote
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A friend in need is a pest. View quote
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It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone. View quote
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You can win, it'll just cost you some money. View quote
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa. View quote
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