Jesse Ventura quotes

Jesse Ventura is an American politician, former professional wrestler, and actor. His unconventional career saw him serve as the Governor of Minnesota after achieving fame in wrestling and the entertainment industry. He is known for his independent views and outspoken personality. Here are 253 of his quotes:

Remember that government doesn't earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to get money from the government, that money must first be taken from somebody else.

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Wrestling is ballet with violence.

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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

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Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.

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I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest.

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Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on more and more of the responsibilities that belong to the citizens.

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I decided to run for governor because I got mad.... I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.

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Government's role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand in hand with business on issues such as employment. But beyond this, to as great an extent as possible, it should get the hell out of the way.

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I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

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Patriotism is voluntary.

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We're not free - if we were, we'd allow people their freedom.

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There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be served by government.

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I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the order to execute might truly have been innocent.

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Some felt I'm not academically qualified, and they're right.

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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people.

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I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.

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If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.

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I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would be a mistake to make them illegal again.

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The Christian right wing in America is a polarizing force when it comes to gay rights, abortion, and patriotism. To me, these aren't "issues," they are matters of individual freedom of choice. But the militant Christians ... especially don't like anything beyond their idea of the "normal"-like the percentage of our population who happen to be gay. To me, gay rights is simple: it's about equality. We're all supposed to be equal under the Constitution, which doesn't say anything about the "Hetero States of America."

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They're Crips and Bloods in Brooks Brothers suits.

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I'd like to work on having every fourth year become a year in which no laws are made, but the old laws are reviewed, updated, or deleted as needed. That way we won't get endless, obsolete laws piling up on the books.

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Don't look for me to make a run for the White House. I don't want that. I see what happens to everyone who takes that office: They all go in so virile and young, and then in the course of 4 years they age 20. I can get by being governor, but being president would be too much stress, too much responsibility - I'd be the most powerful person in the world! And I don't want to do that to Terry. I won't say absolutely not, but I wouldn't put any money on there ever being a Jesse "The Prez" Ventura.

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