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Jack Benny quotes - page 2
Bob Hope: By the way, this is where Bing did his last show and I think they've done very nicely. They've gotten most of it out of the curtains.
Jack Benny
Jack: What kind of tiger is that - Siberian or Bengal?
Jack Benny
Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts.
Jack Benny
Clyde: I wondered why he had his hand on his hip when I shot him.
Jack Benny
Rochester: That's for me. I can't stand the sight of blood.
Jack Benny
Perry Mason: Maybe my writers are better than yours.
Jack Benny
Jack: Hey, wait a minute. What kind of make up is this?
Jack Benny
Don Wilson: I don't think you know how much it means to me to do the commercial. After all I'm not a funny man. I can't sing or dance. I don't lead a band. What are you paying me for?
Jack Benny
Jack: [Pointing to the tiger] He must have gone to a veterinarian in Denmark.
Jack Benny
Jack Benny: Does it have to be both?
Jack Benny
Bob: This is rather strange for me, I'm on the major network.
Jack Benny
Jack Benny: That star has five points.
Jack Benny
Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for Don? "To Don from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks.
Jack Benny
Jack: [poking his head through the stage curtains] Bob, will you please give me my pants back?
Jack Benny
Rochester: Well, you said you wanted something to make you look nice and tanned.
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Jack: No, I just want to reach 40.
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Jack: [out of shot] Darn right I am.
Jack Benny
Don Wilson: Because I had to give him mine.
Jack Benny
Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack?
Jack Benny
Thug: This is a stickup! Now come on. Your money or your life. [long pause].
Jack Benny
Rochester: I think I cut you.
Jack Benny
Liberace: What do we have for dinner?
Jack Benny
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