Kin Hubbard quotes

Kin Hubbard was an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist, widely recognized for his "Abe Martin" cartoons. His sharp wit and satirical observations on daily life and politics made him extremely popular in the early twentieth century. He influenced American humor with his unique style and memorable characters. Here are 113 of his quotes:

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. (Kin Hubbard)
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. View quote
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. View quote
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We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. View quote
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. View quote
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. View quote
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. View quote
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Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them. View quote
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. View quote
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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. View quote
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else. (Kin Hubbard)
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose. View quote
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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? View quote
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. View quote
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. View quote
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. View quote
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Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count. View quote
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You won't skid if you stay in a rut. View quote
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Classical music is the kind we keep hoping will turn into a tune. View quote
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Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely. View quote
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. (Kin Hubbard)
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. View quote
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. View quote
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. View quote
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them. View quote
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Kin Hubbard

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Occupation: American Journalist
Born: September 1, 1868
Died: December 26, 1930
Quotes count: 113
Wikipedia: Kin Hubbard

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