George Ade quotes

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. (George Ade)
Early to Bed and Early to Rise is a Bad Rule for any one who wishes to become acquainted with our most Prominent and Influential People. View quote
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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment. View quote
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To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations. View quote
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Nothing is Improbable until it moves into the Past Tense. View quote
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After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity. View quote
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"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school. View quote
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Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything. View quote
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The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin. View quote
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A good jolly is worth what you pay for it. View quote
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Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry. (George Ade)
MORAL: When Wealth walks in at the Door, the Press Agent comes in through the Window. View quote
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Moral: In uplifting, get underneath. View quote
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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. View quote
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The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking. View quote
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A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words. View quote
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Moral: It all depends. View quote
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She was short on intellect, but long on shape. View quote
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Only the more Rugged Mortals should attempt to Keep Up on Current Literature. View quote
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For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver. View quote
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It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after. (George Ade)
Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant. View quote
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She was a soprano of the kind often used for augmenting grief at a funeral. View quote
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A Piker always has his entire Stock of Goods in the Show Window. View quote
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One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach. View quote
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George Ade

Occupation: American Writer
Born: February 9, 1866
Died: May 16, 1944
Quotes count: 25
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