Ashleigh Brilliant quotes

Ashleigh Brilliant is a British-born author and cartoonist, best known for his witty epigrams called "Pot-Shots." His concise, humorous sayings have appeared on postcards, books, and other media worldwide. He continues to inspire audiences with his clever observations on life. Here are 212 of his quotes:

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power. (Ashleigh Brilliant)
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent. View quote
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It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. View quote
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I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. View quote
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Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches. View quote
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I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common? View quote
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Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem. View quote
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Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught. View quote
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The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other. View quote
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All I want is a little more than I'll ever get. View quote
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Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story. (Ashleigh Brilliant)
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others. View quote
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Before i knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.... View quote
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. View quote
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Please don't lie to me, unless, you're sure I'll never find out the truth. View quote
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It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line. View quote
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Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream? View quote
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Sooner or later, I'll be punctual. View quote
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Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing. View quote
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My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me. View quote
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Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together. (Ashleigh Brilliant)
It's easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn. View quote
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. View quote
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The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it. View quote
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Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game. View quote
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Ashleigh Brilliant

Occupation: American Author
Born: December 9, 1933
Quotes count: 212
Wikipedia: Ashleigh Brilliant

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