A. Whitney Brown quotes

A. Whitney Brown is an American comedian, writer, and satirist known for his work on "Saturday Night Live." His distinctive humor and sharp wit made him a memorable presence in television comedy and political satire. He has also published books and performed as a stand-up comedian. Here are 8 of his quotes:

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. (A. Whitney Brown)

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

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I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

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There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a billion people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.

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I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

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The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

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A. Whitney Brown

Occupation: American Comedian
Born: July 8, 1952
Quotes count: 8
Wikipedia: A. Whitney Brown

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