Victoria Jackson quotes

I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic. (Victoria Jackson)
Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake. View quote
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That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life. View quote
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So finally I came up with a thing that felt really pure, and I'm Christian, so when I hear about death I have a lot of hope because I believe in Jesus and life after death, and John 3:16. View quote
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The bottom line of Hollywood is money. View quote
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I always wanted to be on a sitcom. View quote
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I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died. View quote
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I think abortion is murder. View quote
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I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind of, you know, over the top. View quote
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I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything. View quote
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Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality. (Victoria Jackson)
Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act? View quote
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Sometimes I like to vent. View quote
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I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot. View quote
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When you go on an audition it's very frightening. View quote
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I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn't a Christian. View quote
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They're desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open. View quote
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It doesn't make your life stop being fun to be a Christian. View quote
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Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun. View quote
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Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God. View quote
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But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don't have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they're a movie star. (Victoria Jackson)
I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood. View quote
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I've never been in the music industry, only acting. View quote
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Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it. View quote
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I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke. View quote
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Victoria Jackson

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Occupation: American Comedian
Born: August 2, 1959
Quotes count: 31