Blender Quotes

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. (Jerry Seinfeld)

Hi, Max," she said, pushing her shades up onto her curls. "I hope your wearing sunscreen," i said, "your gonna have hella wrinkles by the time your ten.” "Want some daiquiri?” she offered, pointing at a blender. "Is it traitor flavored?” I asked.

James Patterson

I was born in a blender.

Lorna Luft

[on KFC's Famous Bowls] I just want kind of a light brown hillock of glop. If you could put my lunch in a blender, and liquefy it, and then put it into a caulking gun and inject it right into my femoral artery, even better! But until you invent a lunch gun, I would like a failure pile in a sadness bowl!

Patton Oswalt

I blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a pop top, Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home. But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Jimmy Buffett

Wine lovers have known for centuries that decanting wine before serving it often improves its flavor. Whatever the dominant process, the traditional decanter is a rather pathetic tool to accomplish it. A few years ago, I found I could get much better results by using an ordinary kitchen blender.

Nathan Myhrvold

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went 'Aaaaahhhh...'

Steven Wright

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity.... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick.

Steven Wright

Plus it'll give you a chance to get us a wedding present. We're not registered anywhere, but we could seriously use some china and a blender.

Richelle Mead

Science fiction is like a blender - you can put in any historical experience and take influences from everything you see, read or experience.

Joss Whedon