Peanuts Quotes

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. (Orson Welles)
I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving. View quote
Robert E. Lee
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space. View quote
Douglas Adams
It isn't illegal to buy an artist's work for peanuts and sell it again at any price one can get. But it is an outrage! View quote
Murray Leinster
If it is presumed that the Kenyans will democratise in order to eat the peanuts of development assistance from the European Union... it would be a big mistake. View quote
Meles Zenawi
It is quite common to hear high officials in Washington and elsewhere speak of changing the map of the Middle East, as if ancient societies and myriad peoples can be shaken up like so many peanuts in a jar. View quote
Edward Said
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. View quote
Jon Stewart
Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure. View quote
Nicholas Sparks
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. View quote
James Goldsmith
Those big-shot writers ... could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar. View quote
Mickey Spillane
Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying. (Stephan Pastis)
If you're from a certain generation, you basically learn to read with 'Peanuts.' It's sort of the template for the modern strip. Its influence ceased to be noticed because it's in everything. View quote
Stephan Pastis
Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys. View quote
Dorothy Salisbury Davis
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face. View quote
Graham Coxon
When you get down to it, at it's root, Comedy is truth, absurdity, and pain. One of my little mottos is: 'Do you remember the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown kicked the football and kissed the Little Red Haired Girl? Neither do I.' View quote
Lev Yilmaz
I've been into the habit of freezing white grapes and using them as a snack. Instead of eating peanuts or popcorn or something like that or pretzels, I just eat the white grapes. View quote
Mike Ditka
Compared to Thoreau, Saint Francis of Assisi was peanuts. View quote
Kirk Douglas
I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. View quote
Tyra Banks
A repetition is the re-enactment of past experience toward the end of isolating the time segment which has lapsed in order that it, the lapsed time, can be savored of itself and without the usual adulteration of events that clog time like peanuts in brittle. View quote
Walker Percy
When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide, But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide. My pulse will be quickenin', With each drop of strych-a-nine, We feed to a pigeon it just takes a smidgen To poison a pigeon in the park. View quote
Tom Lehrer
The Vice-President's Chamber is adjacent to the Senate Chamber, and so small that to survive it is necessary to keep the door open in order to obtain the necessary cubic feet of air. When the vice-president is in the room [the Capitol Guides] go by with their guests, stop and point him out, as though he were a curiosity.I stood this for about as long as I could, and then went to the door one day, and said: "If you look on me as a wild animal, be kind enough to throw peanuts at me; but if you are really desirous of seeing me, come in and shake hands." In that way I think I restored myself to the position I have always desired to occupy; that of an American, who looks up to nobody, looks down upon nobody, but tries to keep a conscience clean enough that he can look everybody in the face. (Thomas R. Marshall)
On a sticky August evening two weeks before her due date, Ashima Ganguli stands in the kitchen of a Central Square apartment, combining Rice Krispies and Planters peanuts and chopped red onion in bowl. View quote
Jhumpa Lahiri
If I was running $1 million today, or $10 million for that matter, I'd be fully invested. Anyone who says that size does not hurt investment performance is selling. The highest rates of return I've ever achieved were in the 1950s. I killed the Dow. You ought to see the numbers. But I was investing peanuts then. It's a huge structural advantage not to have a lot of money. I think I could make you 50% a year on $1 million. No, I know I could. I guarantee that. View quote
Warren Buffett
You know, when the season is over a lot of guys go home and eat peanuts and drink beer and they show up in spring training with a big belly. I will go home and start working on my body right away. My right shoulder is not the way it is supposed to be. I'm not going to wait until spring training and hope it is all right. I will work on it when I get home. View quote
Roberto Clemente
The 'wemon' is a shy creature and bathrooms offer it comfort by reminding it of its native Sweden! Try to lure it out with a few styrofoam packing peanuts and scratch it gently behind the ears. View quote
Ben Croshaw