Garlic Quotes

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life. (Cyril Connolly)
Paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much. View quote
Thomas Pynchon
The only advice I can give to aspiring writers is don't do it unless you're willing to give your whole life to it. Red wine and garlic also helps. View quote
Jim Harrison
You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times. View quote
Morley Safer
Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic. View quote
Anthony Bourdain
Peppers, garlic, hazelnuts and brazil nuts make my mouth, tongue and eyes swell and itch within minutes of eating them. View quote
Andrea McLean
I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread. View quote
Gareth Gates
After waking up, I take my vitamins and eat fruit or, sometimes, bread with garlic, which is good for your health. View quote
Jordi Molla
I believe in the magic of preparation. You can make just about any foods taste wonderful by adding herbs and spices. Experiment with garlic, cilantro, basil and other fresh herbs on vegetables to make them taste great. View quote
Jorge Cruise
I do a chimichurri sauce with garlic, parsley, olive oil, and red and black pepper. You just mince the garlic and the parsley and mix it all together. Brush a little of that on a steak and it kicks it up, like, 10 notches. View quote
Julie Gonzalo
My favorite comfort food would have be braised beef. You know, beef, slow-cooked in a Dutch oven or in a slow cooker until it falls apart with simple mushrooms, some onions and lots of fresh thyme and garlic. (Tyler Florence)
Angel of Death ain't kissing me! I'm full of garlic! View quote
Mel Brooks
"One cave she wolf go too farther, and I wolf leaf her" he said to his fave rave horse. Of course the horse didn't answer, because as you know they cannot speak, least of all to a garlic eating, stinking, little yellow greasy fascist bastard catholic Spaniard. They soon made it up howevans and Jesus and wee Spastic were once morphia unitely in a love that knew no Suzie. The only thing that puzzled Jesus was why his sugarboot got so annoyed when he called her his little Spastic in public. View quote
John Lennon
What's Buffy got? A wooden stake, some garlic. Xena has a full arsenal of weapons. View quote
Lucy Lawless
Water, salt, cucumbers, garlic and. View quote
Regina Spektor
On the Lüneberg Heath, it was near where Bergen-Belsen had been, and everything round there smelled of garlic and it was all Jews, because who was buying anything at that time? Only the Jews, and then I said to myself, I, I who was bargaining with Jews over wood and eggs, I was amazed and astounded, and I thought you see - goddammit! They all should have been killed, and there those fellas are, doing deals with me, you know? View quote
Adolf Eichmann
Hatred, for the man who is not engaged in it, is a little like the odor of garlic for one who hasn't eaten any. View quote
Jean Rostand
Beef, wine, garlic, onions, and tobacco are Tamasic food-stuffs. They exercise a very unwholesome influence on the human mind and fill it with emotions of anger, darkness, and inertia. View quote
Swami Sivananda
I can now say: All the sages of Israel are in my estimation like a garlic peel. View quote
Nachman of Breslov
Much there is I can stand. Most things not easy to suffer I bear with quiet resolve, just as a God commands it. Only a few things I find as repugnant as snakes and poison. These four: tobacco smoke, bedbugs and garlic and Christ. View quote
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
My mornings go by so fast I forget breakfast. Lunch - that's turned out to be my biggest meal. I like tuna fish with low-fat mayonnaise and celery, egg whites and garlic. It's delish. (Jackee Harry)
The combination of olive oil, garlic and lemon juice lifts the spirits in winter. View quote
Yotam Ottolenghi
Poppy: Um, can we cross running water? James: Sure. And we can walk into people's homes without being invited, and roll in garlic if we don't mind losing friends. View quote
L.J. Smith
A box of spaghetti can take seven minutes to cook, and you can make a sauce at that time with perhaps garlic, olive oil, and zucchini. Then you've got yourself a complete meal. The whole thing shouldn't take more than half an hour. View quote
Lidia Bastianich
If I've gone to the market on Saturday, and I go another time on Tuesday, then I'm really prepared. I can cook a little piece of fish; I can wilt some greens with garlic; I can slice tomatoes and put a little olive oil on. It's effortless. View quote
Alice Waters
📖 Garlic Proverbs