Gum Quotes

This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. (Elbert Hubbard)
Television is chewing gum for the eyes. View quote
Frank Lloyd Wright
I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that. View quote
Hilary Duff
We are taking our culture and suturing it to America. Like gum on the bottom of a shoe, we are not going to disappear. Unlike other peoples who totally assimilated, we are more interested in co-assimilation. View quote
John Leguizamo
Obviously, it's a great privilege and pleasure to be here at the Yale Law School Sesquicentennial Convocation. And I defy anyone to say that and chew gum at the same time. View quote
Gerald Ford
My sister, with her ratty red-highlighted hair and her linen pajamas and her combat boots-how could she possibly worry about being possessed by a goddess? What goddess would want her, except the goddess of chewing gum? View quote
Rick Riordan
Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum! View quote
Anthony Horowitz
Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss. View quote
Diablo Cody
I wouldn't treat a romantic scene any differently than any other scene. I would really say the biggest preparation was chewing gum and breath mints! For a kissing scene, it's all about the breath mints! View quote
Alice Englert
Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. View quote
Hank Ketcham
What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine. (James Lafferty)
My mother had all these maxims - like, classy girls never chew gum, never read comic books, never get their ears pierced, never get their hair dyed. View quote
Jennifer Tilly
Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes. View quote
John Mason Brown
I cant live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things. View quote
Kelis
I don't know how people chew gum all day long. View quote
Mireille Enos
Presidential candidates don't chew gum. View quote
Theodore C. Sorensen
I kept all my gum from the movie... It's about as big as a softball. View quote
AnnaSophia Robb
Standing ten feet away from Lila was sort of kickass with her nails drumming on the box with the slot in, where we put everything that we rip in half, and with her blue-eyed beauty and with the gum she was chewing and how lovely she was, in that way that makes you want to find something else lovely just so you can give it to her and see how really kickass it is to have to lovely things next to each other. View quote
Daniel Handler
The Maestro says it's Mozart but it sounds like bubble gum when you're waiting for the miracle to come. View quote
Leonard Cohen
In the upstairs bedroom, old Ann dies very slowly, remembering the events of the long-ago wedding night and the next morning... She is attended by a nurse with an Irish accent (Eileen Atkins), who sometimes prompts her: "Remember a happy time!" Dissolve to Ann's memory of a happy time. It is so mundane that if it qualifies as a high point in her life, it compares with Paris Hilton remembering a good stick of gum. View quote
Roger Ebert
I came here to hunt ghosts and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. (Phil Brooks)
I had a piece of Carefree Sugarless gum and I was still worried. It never kicked in, I took it back to the store and said "Bullshit!" View quote
Mitch Hedberg
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. View quote
Mitch Hedberg
when you [lose someone], it feels like the hole in your gum when a tooth falls out. You can chew, you can eat, you have plenty of other teeth, but your tongue keeps going back to that empty place, where all nerves are still a little raw. View quote
Jodi Picoult
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. View quote
Emo Philips