Moron Quotes - page 3

Annabeth finished her note and folded the napkin. On the outside, she wrote: Connor, Give this to Rachel. Not a prank. Don't be a moron. Love, Annabeth. (Rick Riordan)
(I've often noticed that people equate "having a sense of humour” with "being an insensitive moron.”) View quote
Sophie Kinsella
Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight. View quote
Derek Landy
Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight. View quote
Derek Landy
Valkyrie: "You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: "Don't be jealous of my genius. View quote
Derek Landy
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him. View quote
Janet Evanovich
A person may be a moron or an imbecile if he is lacking in judgment; but with good judgment he can never be either. Indeed the rest of the intellectual faculties seem of little importance in comparison with judgment. View quote
Alfred Binet
Picture a place called the Karma Kafe and it'll save me the bother of describing it. There was nothing in it you wouldn't expect, from the Buddha flowerpots to the wallpaper decorated with symbols that probably said, "If you bought this just because it looked pretty, may Buddha piss in your coffee, you culturally ignorant moron. View quote
Kelley Armstrong
Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron. View quote
Ally Carter
The general image of a man in an American sitcom is like a complete moron. You'd think the industry was run by a feminist cabal. View quote
Hanna Rosin
You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron. (Ilona Andrews)
I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always feel there's hope. View quote
Joel Schumacher
'Cooking Lucky' is a show for guys - or girls - or really for anyone who is all thumbs in the kitchen and needs some help cooking meals that are so incredibly impressive they make it look like you've been slaving in the kitchen all day when in reality, they are so effortless to put together that even a moron can do it. View quote
Eden Riegel
Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential. View quote
William Thomas
I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a moron and dropping out of school. View quote
Walter Dean Myers
No matter what I said they insisted on thinking of God as something outside themselves. Something that yearns to take every indolent moron to His breast and comfort him. The notion that the effort has to be their own . . . and that the trouble they are in is all their own doing . . . is one that they can't or won't entertain. View quote
Robert A. Heinlein
Now, the illness du jour is autism. You know what autism is? I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. That's what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they're silent? They don't have a father around to tell them, "Don't act like a moron. You'll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don't sit there crying and screaming, idiot." View quote
Michael Savage
Slowly his eyes left my hair and traveled downwards. This time he really took in my outfit and then that Look that I'm always encountering; that special one composed in equal parts of amusement, astonishment and horror came over his face. I am not a moron and I can generally guess what causes this look. The trouble is, it's always something different. I squirmed uncomfortably, feeling his eyes bearing down on my bare shoulders and breasts. "What the hell are you doing in the middle of the morning with an evening dress on?” he asked me finally. "Sorry about that,” I said quickly, "but it's all I've got to wear. My laundry hasn't come back yet.”. View quote
Elaine Dundy
I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron. View quote
Adam Sandler
It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity. View quote
Lewis Black
Kreske had more authority, but he was a moron. (Christopher Golden)
What's funny about the name "F**kface Von Clownstick" -- it was not coined by Jon Leibowitz-- he stole it from some moron on twitter. View quote
Donald Trump
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail. View quote
Clive James
Disco dancing is really dancing for people who hate dancing, since the beat is so monotonous that only the champions can find interesting ways of reacting to it. There is no syncopation, just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail. View quote
Clive James
You believe that America is the last best hope for the free world. Boy, was I a moron for believing that. Nope, there are a lot of people that believe that we are the oppressor. This man states it. He states in this book "The purpose is to create mass organizations to seize power." View quote
Glenn Beck