Kidding Quotes - page 2

I was a mime. Im not kidding. I went to Northwestern University and they have a mime company, so we did a lot of training and then a lot of mime shows around Chicago. (Kerry Bishe)
Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life. View quote
Kiana Tom
I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding. View quote
Larry Hagman
Decline III, I funded myself, from the studio money. That, and I sold a lot of drugs. Kidding. Don't print that. View quote
Penelope Spheeris
President Obama has decided to have the United Nations review the law of Arizona. You have got to be kidding! We're now going to have countries like Cuba, Libya and Uganda sitting in judgment on Arizona's laws? Enough is enough! View quote
Russell Pearce
When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius! View quote
Ted Allen
I have lots of girlfriends - all over the country! You think I'm kidding? I'm dead serious. Girlfriends everywhere. View quote
William Levy
You know, actors lie all the time. 'Can I ride on the horse? Are you kidding? Of course! I was born on a horse!'... It's the same with motorcycles. View quote
William Lucking
Contrary to several conflicting stories, I got the name "Count" right in Kansas City in 1936 while at the Reno Club. I was known as Bill Basie at that time. One night, while we were broadcasting, the announcer called me to the microphone for those usual few words of introduction. He commented that Bill Basie was a rather ordinary name, and further that there were a couple of well-known bandleaders named Earl Hines and Duke Ellington. Then he said, "Bill, I think I'll call you Count Basie from now on. Is that all right with you?" I thought he was kidding, shrugged my shoulders and replied, "OK." Well that was the last time I was ever introduced as Bill Basie. From then on, it was Count Basie, and I never did lose that nickname. It's funny the way those things will stick. View quote
Count Basie
if you don't have doubts you're either kidding yourself or asleep. Doubts are the ants-in-the-pants of faith. They keep it alive and moving. View quote
Frederick Buechner
Bob Hope: [finding some coins tied with string in Jack's trousers] When you ask this kid for a loan, and he says his money is tied up, he isn't kidding. This is an obstacle course for pickpockets. (Jack Benny)
I'm very proud [to be part Italian] ... Although I don't eat a lot of Italian things, because I'm vegan. ... I love animals more than I love most people, not kidding. But I am a firm believer in eating a full plant-based, whole food diet that can expand your life length and make you an all-round happier person. It is tricky dining out, but I just stick to what I know – veggies, fruit and salad – then when I get home I'll have something else. View quote
Ariana Grande
They tell us it will be about "emotions” and "friendship,” that it will be a night of joy. Who are they kidding? View quote
Ai Weiwei
They were saying, 'Keep this under your hat, but Jack Sparrow's going to die in the second movie.' I went, 'You're kidding me. The fans are going to go berserk.' View quote
Geoffrey Rush
For the record if someone did that to me I'd hitch a ride to the International Space Station straight away; of course who am I kidding, they would never let me in, I've got spiders for hands! Internet is mean! View quote
John Oliver (comedian)
Are you kidding me! View quote
Gloria Estefan
You've got to be kidding me, you're doing great. The country's really proud of the team. A lot of people that didn't know anything about soccer, like me, are all excited and pulling for you. Absolutely. Well, I appreciate it. I just got off the phone a little earlier with the president of Mexico. I was gracious. I hadn't declared victory yet, but I felt pretty confident. Yeah, well God bless you all. Tell the team how proud we are. Alright, well give it all you got. I know you will. God bless you and I look forward to a great victory. View quote
George W. Bush
Mike, you are such a troll - screw you! I'm not kidding, screw you, you asshole. Screw you. View quote
Leo Laporte
A lot of people would say to me, "So Chris, you were bullied in high school and now you're famous, so you've had a Cinderella story.” And I'd think, "What? Are you kidding?” Fame is not a solution. I'm a Cinderella story because I was in an unfortunate situation, and now I'm in a place where I get to do what I love. View quote
Chris Colfer
Of course I'm not kidding myself. My recent illness proved to me that I've reached the place now where I've got to take particularly good care of myself. A lot of the boys have been kidding me because they said that illness "scared me to death." Frankly it did scare me and I'm still scared. I hope to stay scared to the point where I never forget that taking care of myself is the most important thing in my life from now on. View quote
Babe Ruth
Many well-meaning Dutch people have told me in all earnestness that nothing in Islamic culture incites abuse of women, that this is just a terrible misunderstanding. Men all over the world beat their women, I am constantly informed. In reality, these Westerners are the ones who misunderstand Islam. The Quran mandates these punishments. It gives a legitimate basis for abuse, so that the perpetrators feel no shame and are not hounded by their conscience or their community. I wanted my art exhibit to make it difficult for people to look away from this problem. I wanted secular, non-Muslim people to stop kidding themselves that "Islam is peace and tolerance." (Ayaan Hirsi Ali)
It's always hard to remember love - years pass and you say to yourself, Was I really in love, or was I just kidding myself? Was I really in love, or was I just pretending he was the man of my dreams? Was I really in love, or was I just desperate? View quote
Nora Ephron
Don't worry about that baby. I love babies. I hear that baby crying, I like it. What a baby. What a beautiful baby. Don't worry, don't worry. The mom's running around like-don't worry about it, you know. It's young and beautiful and healthy and that's what we want. [...] Actually, I was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here. That's all right. Don't worry. I, I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I'm speaking. That's OK. People don't understand. That's OK. View quote
Donald Trump
[Bart's voice] Yo, what's happenin' man, this is Bart Simpson [laughs], [normal voice] [...] [Bart's voice] Just kidding, don't hang up, this is Nancy Cartwright. View quote
Nancy Cartwright
Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No. View quote
Cassandra Clare