Larry Hagman quotes

Larry Hagman was an American actor best known for his roles in television series such as "Dallas" and "I Dream of Jeannie." His portrayal of the cunning oil tycoon J.R. Ewing made him an international star and pop culture icon. He left a lasting legacy in the entertainment industry with his memorable performances. Here are 50 of his quotes:

There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them.

Larry Hagman

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

Larry Hagman

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.

Larry Hagman

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.

Larry Hagman

I went to a military school between the ages of six and 12 and later into the air force. You learn discipline and strength of character.

Larry Hagman

I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now.

Larry Hagman

I have this wonderful personal chef who sources and stocks all my organic produce and I basically live on five smoothies a day. I'm totally vegan. I blend this green concoction with kale, cucumber, broccoli, string beans, avocado. My protein comes from protein powder. There is absolutely no milk, butter, cheese.

Larry Hagman

After ten or twelve years you can only play something so long and then you start to parody it.

Larry Hagman

Marijuana you can give up, Iv given it up for fifteen years now and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore.

Larry Hagman

I liked Dallas better because it was more deceptive, you could do more with it.

Larry Hagman

I'm not well versed on the verbiage of the internet.

Larry Hagman

I didn't write the book to sell the book, but to tell my experiences.

Larry Hagman

Later on when it became a routine it was not as exciting I'll admit that. The first three years were wonderful, the rest were just money making and having fun.

Larry Hagman

Well yes so far, I was recently in Germany and they had me do six book signings a day and that was too much so I had them cut it down to about three. It becomes taxing at times but its a lot of fun and you meet a lot of nice people.

Larry Hagman

I guess it was but I think peoples morality has changed. It's gotten more liberal and more diverse and even in a sense much more fundamental, you take the fundamental religious right in this country, its got to go back about 50 years.

Larry Hagman

I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34.

Larry Hagman

At that time I was making the largest salary known on television and I didn't want to see it die because those were the years paying off when I wasn't making anything.

Larry Hagman

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding.

Larry Hagman

I'm sure it is, I'm not for any kind of war, we've been engaged in several wars since the second world war and we lost in Korea, we lost in Vietnam, they are political wars, they have nothing to do with any real threat, nor does this one.

Larry Hagman

But there is no withdrawal, but with tobacco there is terrible withdrawal, it is almost impossible for a lot of people. I did, I went cold turkey, they never had any patches in those days but grass was not difficult, alcohol not difficult, but tobacco - oh my god.

Larry Hagman

Barbara Eden is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Larry Hagman

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

Larry Hagman