Driver Quotes - page 4
        
                                        ![- Driver: "How many kids do you have?"
- Sallah: "Six."
- Driver: "It says here that you have seven."
- Sallah: "Seven?" [counting] "OK, seven kids." (Ephraim Kishon)](https://cdn.quotesdtb.com/img/quotes_images_webp/70/ephraim-kishon-counting-driver-297270.webp) 
                
            
        
     
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
                                         
                
            
        
     
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
                                        
                    
    
        In 1978 I was on a parliamentary delegation to Japan and returned via China during the Cultural Revolution, a choice also made by young Winston Churchill, then the Conservative MP for Stretford. I was debriefed by the Minister for Information who asked if there was anything at all I would like to ask. I said: "Yes. Everything you do, you do with extreme care and precision. When I ask questions that your government does not like, my driver calls for me five minutes later than arranged. When I ask if there are any blind or handicapped children in China, I get cabbage soup for dinner."Now I am in your country with a colleague, than whom I am older, have been in parliament longer, have held higher positions in our respective political parties: we are both staying at the Peking Palace Hotel and his suite is bigger than mine. Why?"The Minister, very embarrassed, finally said: "It is because Mr Churchill had a famous grandfather."It is the only time that I have been out-grandfathered.
         
     
    Clement Freud
                 
            
        
     
    
    
                                        