Clement Freud quotes

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. (Clement Freud)
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. View quote
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Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish. View quote
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Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed. View quote
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I suppose that if your name is Freud, it is better to be related to Sigmund than not. It must be frustrating to have to keep denying family connection. View quote
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In 1978 I was on a parliamentary delegation to Japan and returned via China during the Cultural Revolution, a choice also made by young Winston Churchill, then the Conservative MP for Stretford. I was debriefed by the Minister for Information who asked if there was anything at all I would like to ask. I said: "Yes. Everything you do, you do with extreme care and precision. When I ask questions that your government does not like, my driver calls for me five minutes later than arranged. When I ask if there are any blind or handicapped children in China, I get cabbage soup for dinner."Now I am in your country with a colleague, than whom I am older, have been in parliament longer, have held higher positions in our respective political parties: we are both staying at the Peking Palace Hotel and his suite is bigger than mine. Why?"The Minister, very embarrassed, finally said: "It is because Mr Churchill had a famous grandfather."It is the only time that I have been out-grandfathered. View quote
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I was called up in 1942. Having been born in Berlin, schooled in Devon, London and Berkshire, and lived in Suffolk, I ended up in the Highland Light Infantry. View quote
Clement Freud

Clement Freud

Occupation: English Broadcaster
Born: April 24, 1924
Died: April 15, 2009
Quotes count: 7
Wikipedia: Clement Freud

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