Cat Quotes - page 3

Making money ain't nothing exciting to me. ... You might be able to buy a little better booze than some wino on the corner. But you get sick just like the next cat, and when you die you're just as graveyard dead as he is. (Louis Armstrong)
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. View quote
Norbert Wiener
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat. View quote
Ursula K. Le Guin
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. View quote
Alfred North Whitehead
What right do we have to claim, as some might, that human beings are the only inhabitants of our planet blessed with an actual ability to be "aware"? ... The impression of a "conscious presence" is indeed very strong with me when I look at a dog or a cat or, especially, when an ape or monkey at the zoo looks at me. I do not ask that they are "self-aware" in any strong sense (though I would guess that an element of self-awareness can be present). All I ask is that they sometimes simply feel! View quote
Roger Penrose
I think people should elect a cat person. If you elect a dog person, you elect someone who wants to be loved. If you elect a cat person, you elect someone who wants to serve. View quote
Stephen Harper
To the pure geometer the radius of curvature is an incidental characteristic - like the grin of the Cheshire cat. To the physicist it is an indispensable characteristic. It would be going too far to say that to the physicist the cat is merely incidental to the grin. Physics is concerned with interrelatedness such as the interrelatedness of cats and grins. In this case the "cat without a grin" and the "grin without a cat" are equally set aside as purely mathematical phantasies. View quote
Arthur Eddington
The original Jethro Tull was a 19th century English agriculturist who invented a seed drill you see... the first automatic process where by small holes were made in Mother Earth and even smaller seeds were deposited one at a time and neetly covered over as a cat does after having been naughty. View quote
Ian Anderson (musician)
Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing. View quote
Jerome K. Jerome
I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered! View quote
Shirley Manson
No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarchist. (Ernest Hemingway)
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. View quote
Jeff Foxworthy
You have no control over your cat! You can't say to your cat, "Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!" 'Cause the cat's just gonna be sitting there going, "Interesting words ... have you finished?" While you're shouting all this to your cat, your dog's next to you, going ... [mimes obeying all commands] "What the hell are you doing? I'm talking to the cat!" "Oh, I'm sorry!" View quote
Eddie Izzard
Cruel, but composed and bland, Dumb, inscrutable and grand, So Tiberius might have sat, Had Tiberius been a cat. View quote
Matthew Arnold
There are more ways of killing a cat than drowning it in butter; but this is the sort of thing (as the proverb indicates) we overlook: there are more ways of outraging speech than contradiction merely. View quote
J. L. Austin
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why? View quote
Neil deGrasse Tyson
I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat. View quote
Ralph Bakshi
An old cat sports not with her prey. View quote
George Herbert
We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat. View quote
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
I loathe the urchin's cruelty to the cat, but I will not loathe the urchin. I loathe Hitler's mass-torturing, but not Hitler; and the money-man's heartlessness, but not the man. I love the swallow's flight, and I love the swallow; the urchin's gleam of tenderness, and the urchin. View quote
Olaf Stapledon
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. (W. C. Fields)
I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat. View quote
E. B. White
There is a cunning which we in England call the turning of the cat in the pan which is, when that which a man says to another, he lays it as if another had said it to him. View quote
Francis Bacon
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here ''That depends a good deal on where you want to get to'.' Said the Cat. I don't much care where Said Alice. Then it doesn't matter which way you go, said the Cat. View quote
Lewis Carroll
Whoever heard me assert that the grey cat playing just now in the yard is the same one that did jumps and tricks there five hundred years ago will think whatever he likes of me, but it is a stranger form of madness to imagine that the present-day cat is fundamentally an entirely different one. View quote
Arthur Schopenhauer
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