Jerome K. Jerome quotes

Jerome K. Jerome was an English writer and humorist, best known for his comic travel book "Three Men in a Boat." His witty style and light-hearted observations have charmed generations of readers. He influenced English humor and remains admired for his contributions to literature. Here are 91 of his quotes:

We drink one another's health and spoil our own. (Jerome K. Jerome)

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

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I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

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It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one.

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Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

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It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.

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Once we discover how to appreciate the timeless values in our daily experiences, we can enjoy the best things in life.

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We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the Universe.

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Nothing-so it seems to me...is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. ... The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of-of things longer.

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I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed. (Jerome K. Jerome)

It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over.

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I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left, and have felt much better ever since.

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There are two kinds of clocks. There is the clock that is always wrong, and that knows it is wrong, and glories in it; and there is the clock that is always right - except when you rely upon it, and then it is more wrong than you would think a clock could be in a civilized country.

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I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house.

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Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.

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It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.

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The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

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That is just the way with Memory; nothing that she brings to us is complete. She is a willful child; all her toys are broken. I remember tumbling into a huge dust-hole when a very small boy, but I have not the faintest recollection of ever getting out again; and if memory were all we had to trust to, I should be compelled to believe I was there still.

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There are various methods by which you may achieve ignominy and shame. By murdering a large and respected family in cold blood and afterward depositing their bodies in the water companies' reservoir, you will gain much unpopularity in the neighborhood of your crime, and even robbing a church will get you cordially disliked, especially by the vicar. But if you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human creature can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."

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Too much of anything is a mistake, as the man said when his wife presented him with four new healthy children in one day. We should practice moderation in all matters. (Jerome K. Jerome)

There are the goods; if you want them, you can have them. If you do not want them, they would almost rather that you did not come and talk about them.

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It is very strange, this domination of our intellect by our digestive organs. We cannot work, we cannot think, unless our stomach wills so. It dictates to us our emotions, our passions.

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Love is too pure a light to burn long among the noisome gases that we breathe, but before it is choked out we may use it as a torch to ignite the cozy fire of affection.

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Contented, unambitious people are all very well in their way. They form a neat, useful background for great portraits to be painted against, and they make a respectable, if not particularly intelligent, audience for the active spirits of the age to play before. I have not a word to say against contented people so long as they keep quiet.

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Jerome K. Jerome

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Occupation: English Author
Born: May 2, 1859
Died: June 14, 1927
Quotes count: 91
Wikipedia: Jerome K. Jerome

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