Bed Quotes - page 4

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)
You whispered my full name and we fell asleep in each other's arms and I remember how the next morning you were gone, completely gone, and nothing in my bed or the house could have proven otherwise. View quote
Junot Diaz
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue! View quote
Bryan Lee O'Malley
I am not an early bird. I go to bed normally between midnight and 1 oclock, so it is understandable that I cannot be an early bird. I wake up around 9 oclock. View quote
Dieter Rams
If I'm good enough to bed, surely I'm good enough to wed. View quote
Elizabeth Hoyt
There are two kinds of people, those who like to sleep next to the wall, and those who like to sleep next to the people who push them off the bed. View quote
Etgar Keret
I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backstage, and my hair still came out looking like I was shot out of a cannon and I had just gotten out of bed. View quote
Kelly Cutrone
Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers. View quote
Laurie Halse Anderson
If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito. View quote
Anita Roddick
Physically I'm tired at the end of the day and quite glad to be reading in bed by midnight. View quote
Bob Geldof
My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest. (Layne Staley)
I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning. View quote
Patty Duke
I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn't come home at tea time I used to be sent to bed without any dinner. But people used to bring me things: I was better fed in bed. View quote
Diane Cilento
I now resolved to go to bed early, with a firm purpose of also rising early the next day to revisit this charming walk; for I thought to myself, I have now seen this temple of the modern world imperfectly; I have seen it only by moonlight. View quote
Karl Philipp Moritz
I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you make. View quote
Leif Garrett
When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed. View quote
Oliver Reed
When I was a kid, I'd kneel down at the side of my bed every night before I went to sleep, and my mother and I would say a Greek prayer to the Virgin Mary. View quote
Olympia Dukakis
I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me. View quote
Patrick Stewart
If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home. View quote
Vance Havner
My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed. View quote
Groucho Marx
To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed. (Sidney Poitier)
I don't know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it...My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made. View quote
James Agate
In 1840 I was called from my farm to undertake the administration of public affairs and I foresaw that I was called to a bed of thorns. I now leave that bed which has afforded me little rest, and eagerly seek repose in the quiet enjoyments of rural life. View quote
John Tyler
I am not feeling any better because I cannot stay in bed, having constant cause for walking. They say I leave at night by the window of my tower, hanging from a red umbrella with which I set fire to the forest! View quote
Camille Claudel
Last night me and Kate we laid in bed talking about getting out. Packing up our bags maybe heading south. I'm thirty-five, we got a boy of our own now. Last night I sat him up behind the wheel and said son take a good look around. This is your hometown. View quote
Bruce Springsteen
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