Wife Quotes - page 2

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. (Rodney Dangerfield)
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. View quote
Rodney Dangerfield
I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading. View quote
Vera Brittain
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. View quote
Charles Baudelaire
Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?. View quote
Lord Byron
Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale. View quote
Gabriel García Márquez
Caesar's wife must be above suspicion. View quote
Julius Caesar
Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife. View quote
Euripides
My wife and I have five children the reason we have five children is because we do not want six. View quote
Bill Cosby
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. View quote
Groucho Marx
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. (Jim Backus)
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows. View quote
Thomas Fuller
A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek. View quote
Samuel Johnson
The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife. View quote
Cyril Connolly
There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, not for a fine glossy surface, but such qualities as would wear well. View quote
Oliver Goldsmith
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' View quote
Emo Philips
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. View quote
Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. View quote
Woody Allen
Take my wife... Please! View quote
Henny Youngman
I can't understand these chaps who go round American universities explaining how they write poems: It's like going round explaining how you sleep with your wife. (Philip Larkin)
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. View quote
Sacha Guitry
Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive. View quote
F. H. Bradley
Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own. View quote
Rutherford B. Hayes
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. View quote
Jane Austen
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