Listerine hurts, man; when I put Listerine in my mouth, I'm fuckin' angry. Germs do not go quietly. (Mitch Hedberg)

Listerine hurts, man; when I put Listerine in my mouth, I'm fuckin' angry. Germs do not go quietly.

Mitch Hedberg

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