Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose. (Billy Connolly)

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.

Billy Connolly

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