Bees. They don't know they've even got a fuckin' sting. It's like buzzes, it's a twat with a shotgun! (Lee Evans (comedian))

Bees. They don't know they've even got a fuckin' sting. It's like buzzes, it's a twat with a shotgun!

Lee Evans (comedian)

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