I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one. (Rob Corddry)

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

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