A child growing up in an excessively safe environment may never learn that he is one - not until he gets married and has a wife to tell him so. (P. J. O'Rourke)

A child growing up in an excessively safe environment may never learn that he is one - not until he gets married and has a wife to tell him so.

P. J. O'Rourke

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