I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. (Steven Wright)

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

Steven Wright

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