A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned. (Jason Biggs)

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

Jason Biggs

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