Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.' (Daniel Tosh)

Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.'

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