Baby," I said, "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me." She looked down at me. "Get up off the floor you damn fool and get me a drink. (Charles Bukowski)

Baby," I said, "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me." She looked down at me. "Get up off the floor you damn fool and get me a drink.

Charles Bukowski

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