Floor Quotes

The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door. That's the only difference. (Ralph Nader)
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. View quote
George Carlin
Aim for the sky and you'll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor. View quote
Bill Shankly
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." View quote
Emo Philips
When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way. View quote
Wayne W. Dyer
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. View quote
Ogden Nash
You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules. View quote
Dan Aykroyd
Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? View quote
M. C. Escher
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted Nevermore. View quote
Edgar Allan Poe
I couldn't live a week without a private library - indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess. View quote
H. P. Lovecraft
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. (Betty Friedan)
The whitewash'd wall, the nicely sanded floor, The varnish'd clock that click'd behind the door The chest, contriv'd a double debt to pay, A bed by night, a chest of drawers by day. View quote
Oliver Goldsmith
If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor. View quote
Joan Rivers
As long as there are only 3 to 4 people on the floor, the country is in good hands. It's only when you have 50 to 60 in the Senate that you want to be concerned. View quote
Bob Dole
Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor. View quote
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
. . . there warn't anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn't any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it's cool. If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to but a hog is different. View quote
Mark Twain
On his childhood One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard. View quote
Mike Tyson
He thought back on his family with deep emotion and love. His conviction that he would have to disappear was, if possible, even firmer than his sister's. He remained in this state of empty and peaceful reflection until the tower clock struck three in the morning. He still saw that outside the window everything was beginning to grow light. Then, without his consent, his head sank down to the floor, and from his nostrils streamed his last weak breath. View quote
Franz Kafka
I can take hardship. I can sleep on the cold floor anytime. I can also sleep on a feather bed. View quote
Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala
From a building right in front of my windows, I can observe the speed of the sunrises and sunsets. The voices of children playing, laughing, yelling, and crying on the playground crawl up to the eighth floor, where I write. Their voices sound so innocent from a distance. View quote
Andrea Hirata
Books everywhere. On the shelves and on the small space above the rows of books and all along the floor and under chairs, books that I have read, books that I have not read. (Edna O'Brien)
Words impress me. If a man can speak eloquently and beautifully to me, I just melt on the floor. View quote
Catherine Zeta-Jones
I have vertigo. Vertigo makes it feel like the floor is pitching up and down. Things seem to be spinning. It's like standing on the deck of a ship in really high seas. View quote
Laura Hillenbrand
Cary Grant and I were doing a play in New York. He had a crush on me. Whenever we went to a party, he would always sit on the floor beside me. I thought that was kind of beautiful, like that's where he wanted to be. View quote
Fay Wray
He doesn't make it so complicated but just really allows the lyric to come through even though there's a lot of production going on. I think that's the key and that's the magic, it's making sure that people could still connect with the lyrics while they're on the dance floor. View quote
Deborah Cox
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