David Brenner quotes

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. (David Brenner)
I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper. View quote
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. View quote
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Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached. View quote
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Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show. View quote
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Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful. View quote
David Brenner

David Brenner

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Occupation: American Comedian
Born: February 4, 1936
Died: March 15, 2014
Quotes count: 6

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