Charles Farrar Browne quotes

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. (Charles Farrar Browne)
My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. View quote
Charles Farrar Browne
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. View quote
Charles Farrar Browne
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? View quote
Charles Farrar Browne
I'm not a politician and my other habits are good. View quote
Charles Farrar Browne