Bud Abbott quotes

Bud Abbott was an American actor and comedian, best known as one half of the legendary comedy duo Abbott and Costello. His quick wit and perfect timing made him a master straight man to Lou Costello's antics. He became a pivotal figure in the golden age of American comedy and influenced generations of performers. Here are 9 of his quotes:

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time. (Bud Abbott)
It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV? View quote
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Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. View quote
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Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive. View quote
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Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon. View quote
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That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody. View quote
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They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water! View quote
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You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you? View quote
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They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately. View quote
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