Bryan Callen quotes

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. (Bryan Callen)
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. View quote
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I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun! View quote
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Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason. View quote
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Its always a shock to me when I get recognized. View quote
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I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage. View quote
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My parents were really nice to me. View quote
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My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that. View quote
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There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A. View quote
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As an actor, you're never busy enough. View quote
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I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes. (Bryan Callen)