Greg Fitzsimmons quotes

Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me. (Greg Fitzsimmons)
I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that. View quote
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The compulsion to do the opposite of what you are told does not lend itself to many occupations outside the entertainment industry. Within the industry, it is unlikely that you will be very successful without it. View quote
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I'm sure people are shocked when they see a guy speeding and cutting them off and having road rage while in a Prius. View quote
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What is most difficult is when the large part of me that is a narcissist grows weary and is overtaken by the self-loathing part that always lurks in the shadows waiting for an opportunity to shine. View quote
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Since first hearing the story as a child, any mention of the 'Boston Tea Party' has elicited in me an excitement that is uniquely American. When I heard rumblings that there was a new Tea Party, I got goose bumps. I love tea, I love parties, I hate taxes; I'm in! It seemed that most of America joined in my excitement! View quote
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My dad was in radio; he was a broadcaster, and it was in the family. He hosted kind of a game show at one point on TV; he was the original host of 'Good Day New York,' and he hosted the Jerry Lewis telethon for 15 years. View quote
Greg Fitzsimmons

Greg Fitzsimmons

Occupation: American Comedian
Born: April 5, 1966
Quotes count: 7