Mort Sahl quotes

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. (Mort Sahl)
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. View quote
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. View quote
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My life needs editing. View quote
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The bravest thing that men do is love women. View quote
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. View quote
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People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely. View quote
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl. View quote
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way. View quote
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I found people looked better when they laughed. View quote
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were. (Mort Sahl)
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers. View quote
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job. View quote
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Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. View quote
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You haven't lived until you've died in California. View quote
Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl

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Occupation: Canadian Comedian
Born: May 11, 1927
Died: October 26, 2021
Quotes count: 15
Wikipedia: Mort Sahl

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