Paula Poundstone quotes - page 2

I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going. (Paula Poundstone)

I get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids.

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I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were doing a night of all women comics, and they invited me to do that.

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I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

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I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.

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When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.

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I'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.

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When I sat down to write I just felt like a geek writing about myself. And then it dawned on me, just because of the way I am, I can't stop talking, and part of the problem is that anything that gets said reminds me of something that happened to me one time, and invariably I cut people off and talk about myself.

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I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

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I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don't know why some places say 'with anchovies.' If you're making a proper Caesar salad, it's going to have anchovies.

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I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. (Paula Poundstone)

I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.

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I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.

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Occupation: American Comedian
Born: December 29, 1959
Quotes count: 38
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