Jonathan Katz quotes

I hate going to funerals because I'm not a mourning person. (Jonathan Katz)
Scientists have found the gene for shyness. They would have found it years ago, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes. View quote
Jonathan Katz
I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast. View quote
Jonathan Katz
What she doesn't say is just as important as what she does say -- but there's so much more of it. I think from now on I'm going to stick to what she actually does say because I don't have that kind of time. View quote
Jonathan Katz
The sterile, arid environment created by truly jarring and discordant signage and gargantuan billboards is a turnoff. View quote
Jonathan Katz
For a good chunk of Israelis, it doesn't matter who is in power when it comes to dealing with the Palestinians. Their focus was more on economic issues. View quote
Jonathan Katz

Jonathan Katz

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Photo: Jonathan Katz., CC BY-SA 3.0
Occupation: American Comedian
Born: December 1, 1946
Quotes count: 6
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