John Hegley quotes

In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the garden. (John Hegley)
My grandmother used to say before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses make sure you're not on about the muck on your own her glasses were filthy. View quote
John Hegley
From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads you don't have to change your underwear but you have to change at Leeds. View quote
John Hegley
This winter I hope you get a splinter if you make a toboggan and it is a mahog'un. View quote
John Hegley

John Hegley

Occupation: British Writer
Born: October 1, 1953
Quotes count: 4
Wikipedia: John Hegley

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