Gelett Burgess quotes

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. (Gelett Burgess)
A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go. View quote
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there are no roads in all Bohemia! View quote
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If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead. View quote
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I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one! View quote
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Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"- I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it; But I can tell you Anyhow I'll Kill you if you Quote it! View quote
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You'll feel differently about these things when you're married. View quote
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