Henry Beard quotes

The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year. (Henry Beard)
Having done these things, they made the sacrifices prescribed by custom lest they be found lacking in filial piety. View quote
Henry Beard
Lege atque lacrima. Read-em and weep. View quote
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit. My dog ate it. View quote
Henry Beard
Podex perfectus es. Claim it means: You did a terrific job. What it really means: You are a total asshole. View quote
Henry Beard
Taedium pellucidorum. An eye condition that keeps you from looking at people's slides. View quote
Henry Beard

Henry Beard

Occupation: American Writer
Born: 1945
Quotes count: 6
Wikipedia: Henry Beard

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