Pam Ayres quotes

Pam Ayres is an English poet, comedian, and broadcaster known for her witty and accessible verse. Her performances have captivated audiences for decades with clever humor and observations about everyday life. She continues to inspire and entertain people with her distinctive voice and style. Here are 3 of her quotes:

I am sitting on the sofa.
By the fire and staying in.
Me head is free of comfort
And me nose is free of skin
Me friends have run for cover,
They have left me pale and sick
With me pockets full of tissues
And me nostrils full of Vick. (Pam Ayres)

I am a mighty Garage, On the corner of the Square, And it is all my pleasure, To provide a quick repair, Or I can do your service, In the blinking of an eye, I wouldn't say it's thorough, But it'll get you by.

Pam Ayres

I bought myself a Wonderbra For fourteen ninety nine, It looked so good on the model girl's chest, And I hoped it would on mine, I took it from the packaging And when I tried it on, The Wonderbra restored to me All I believed had gone.

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Pam Ayres

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Occupation: English Poet
Born: March 14, 1947
Quotes count: 3
Wikipedia: Pam Ayres

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