Will Ferrell quotes

Will Ferrell is an American actor, comedian, and producer, widely recognized for his work on Saturday Night Live and numerous hit comedy films. His unique style and improvisational skills have made him a standout figure in contemporary comedy. He continues to influence and entertain audiences around the world. Here are 68 of his quotes:

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

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Oftentimes, even as a little kid, I would get up before anyone else. My brother would still be sleeping, my mom would still be sleeping, so I would literally play 'Monopoly' by myself. I would play board games; I would do things by myself.

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Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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I'm a Cancer; I'm music-passionate. I like long walks on the beach.

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I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn't come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water.

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Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way.

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I grew up in an entertainment family, and so I saw how susceptible you are to the ups and downs of this business.

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I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.

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I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.

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When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.

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One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And to me that meant you wear a suit and a hat and carry a briefcase and go to your job.

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I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.

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I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

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When I first started doing sketch comedy, I promised myself that if I were ever to have any success in this business, I wouldn't hold back. Why get there and play it safe?

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There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

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I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself.

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I've got no dark secrets, I wasn't beaten up, my parents were kind to me and there was a low crime rate where we lived. Maybe that's where the comedy comes from, as some sort of reaction to the safe, boring suburbs.

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When I was a kid, 'Land of the Lost' was my favorite show, just because it was - in the landscape of Saturday morning cartoons - it was so unique. It was a live-action show and kids were in it, these creatures, these Sleestaks and dinosaurs. Every week was a different adventure. I couldn't wait. I loved it so much.

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I still regret that I never played soccer in high school. I chose basketball over soccer.

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If you are going to wrestle a bear, try to stay away from all fish oil products, you know. I mean it's tough for me, because I love to rub myself with salmon oil every day - it's a great conditioner for the hair, skin.

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There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

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I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy.

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