When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season. (Will Ferrell)

When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.

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