Mark Twain quotes - page 3

The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself. (Mark Twain)
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. View quote
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If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. View quote
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Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. View quote
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. View quote
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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. View quote
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Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth. View quote
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There is nothing so annoying as a good example. View quote
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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. View quote
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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. View quote
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. (Mark Twain)
He was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie. View quote
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. View quote
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. View quote
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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. View quote
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. View quote
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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough. View quote
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist. View quote
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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. View quote
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A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval. View quote
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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate when he can't afford it, and when he can. (Mark Twain)
One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it - they also believed the world was flat. View quote
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. View quote
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. View quote
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. View quote
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