Robert Sheckley quotes
Robert Sheckley was an American science fiction writer known for his satirical and imaginative short stories and novels. His works often explored human nature, technology, and the absurdities of modern life. He influenced generations of writers and remains celebrated for his wit and originality. Here are 163 of his quotes:
Joenes's students quickly absorbed the material given to them, passed their tests, and quickly forgot the material. Like many vital young organisms, they were able to eject anything harmful, disturbing, distressing, or merely boring. Of course they also ejected anything useful, stimulating, or thought provoking. This was perhaps regrettable, but it was part of the educative process to which every teacher had to accustom himself.
Robert Sheckley
Reilly was fairly sure he'd survive after death; but he saw no reason to take chances. Also, Mr. Kean says that the very rich, like the very religious, wouldn't enjoy a hereafter filled with just anybody. They think that, by suitable rites and symbols, they can get into a more exclusive part of the hereafter.
Robert Sheckley
I'm afraid not. According to the law, you must leave here at once.”
"But they'll kill me!”
"That's very true,” Frendlyer said. "Unfortunately, it can't be helped. A victim, by definition, is one who is to be killed.”
"I thought this was a protective organization.”
"It is. But we protect rights, not victims. Your rights are not being violated.
Robert Sheckley
Nature also gives rain and drought, heat and cold; and thoughtfully ensures that the rain rots man's food, the drought parches it, the heat scalds man's body, and the cold freezes his limbs.
These are only nature's milder aspects, not to be compared to the wrathfulness of the sea, the frigid indifference of the mountains, the treachery of the swamp, the depravity of the desert, or the terror of the jungle. But I noticed that nature, in her hatred of mankind, provided that most of the earth's surface be covered with sea, mountains, swamp, desert, and jungle.
Robert Sheckley
He shook his head violently, pulled himself together and swallowed a stiff dose of Infradex, a drug designed to alleviate drug reactions. Within seconds he was his old, normally depressed self. This cheered him considerably, and he left the hut in a mood teetering on the edge of equanimity.
Robert Sheckley
It was the college conservatives who had almost succeeded in electing John Smith to the Presidency of the United States during the last election. The fact that Smith had been dead for twenty years had not dampened their ardor; quite the contrary, many considered this the candidate's best quality.
Robert Sheckley