Dong Quotes

Frank nodded grimly. "Well...any goddess who throws a Ding Dong at a giant can't be all bad. Let's go. (Rick Riordan)

When you first get fame, you're so insecure that you just become a ding dong.

Tate Donovan

Am working as hard as I can to find out what it's OK I'm NOT going to be dong, this weekend!

David Allen (author)

The clock goes tic-tac-tic-tic The birds of the lake pic-pac-pic-pic Glou-glou-glou go all the turkeys And the pretty bell ding-dang dong But... BOOM! When our heart goes Boom, All else says Boom And it is Love that awakens.

Charles Trenet

Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma?

Joss Whedon

Had a long talk to the Chinese First Secretary at the embassy - a very charming man called Liao Dong - and said how much I admired Mao Tse tung or Zedong, the greatest man of the twentieth century. He said that I couldn't admire Mao more than he did. I asked him how Mao was viewed now. He said Mao was 70 per cent right and 30 per cent wrong; the Cultural Revolution didn't work. He said he had been named after Mao - it was amusing.

Tony Benn

My dong is super-friendly and loves getting rubbed by children. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos.

Patton Oswalt

I started collecting in the late 1990s. My first purchase was from an auction, a scroll by Dong Qichang, from the early 16th century, the late Ming Dynasty.

Jerry Yang

Lord Dong is not the only man of power in the empire.

Yuan Shao

I remember the 'Checkered Demon'. He's this little devil with this three-foot dong that just porks everybody. And that wa s my idea of what sex was about. And I was, Oh, wow I can't wait.'

Leonardo DiCaprio

The Dong button was just that, a big green button with the word Dong engraved on it. You pushed it, and it went dong. Well, that was almost too simple. Should there not be a deeper reason for it? And the small instruction plate over it didn't add much. It read: "Wrong prong, bong gong.”. (R. A. Lafferty)

"There's no video of president Trump sucking a ding dong. And so what if there was, that's a lot better than World War III Owen. I never sucked any ding dongs, but I'll tell ya if they were going to black mail me to start World War III about one, I'd say hey, I sucked a ball golf ball through a frickin garden hose!

Alex Jones