Duct Quotes

Philosophers get attention only when they appear to be doing something sinister-corrupting the youth, undermining the foundations of civilization, sneering at all we hold dear. The rest of the time everybody assumes that they are hard at work somewhere down in the sub-basement, keeping those foundations in good repair. Nobody much cares what brand of intellectual duct tape is being used. (Richard Rorty)
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct? View quote
Larry Wall
I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct tape would've worked either. ]. View quote
Rick Riordan
Yeah sure, why not?"i said, making a mental note to get a good look at his wings. For all I knew, they were remote-controlled and duct taped to his back.” -max. View quote
James Patterson
What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. View quote
Cornelia Funke
Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff called... duct tape. View quote
Cornelia Funke
Part of any serious QA is removing Perl code the same way you go over a dilapidated building you inherit to remove chewing gum and duct tape and fix whatever was kept together for real. View quote
Erik Naggum
Some problems even duct tape couldn't solve. View quote
Rick Riordan
Just Leo's luck. A super-hot immortal girl was waiting for him on Ogygia, but he couldn't figure out how to wire a stupid chunk of rock into the three-thousand-year-old navigation device. Some problems even duct tape couldn't solve. View quote
Rick Riordan
Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend. View quote
Karen Marie Moning
Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn't happen. (Jane Fonda)
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers. View quote
Dave Barry